I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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Ability to Fly!...a plane

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The power to piss rainbows only in torrential downpours.

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The power to turn wine into water.

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The power to live with only one kidney

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The power to laugh with you shitty powers...

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to stick peanut butter to the roof of your mouth while wearing dentures

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The power to divide by 0

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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the power to create an army of imaginary friends out of real friends.

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the power to stop your addiction to placebos

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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the ability to swim in a toilet bowl

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!