The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to piss rainbows only in torrential downpours.

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The ability to have a Prius the literally yells out "IIIIIII"MMMMM GAY"

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The power to stick peanut butter to the roof of your mouth while wearing dentures

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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the ability to be Bill Gates in bankruptcy

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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the ability to live on the edge of a building

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the power to eat 3 times the amount of jello that a normal person can

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the power to create an army of imaginary friends out of real friends.

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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power to pass kidney stones at will

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the power to stop your addiction to placebos

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!