The power to take your talent to anywhere you want

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The ability to look really good, but your invisible.

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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the ability to talk like Bill Cosby

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to make snow yellow

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The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to have food poisoning but only after eating taco bell.

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The ability to see your own imagination.

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the power to go into a coma

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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Mutant Paper-skeleton.

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penis

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The power to slip on anything.

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the power to shit brixs!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!