The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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the power to attract bullets.

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The ability to read my dogs' mind, while it humps my leg...

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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Turning wine into water.

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The ability to laugh listening to Trololo

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the ability to control ants actions but you can't control more than 1 ant in the same time.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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the power of shit yourself and have for free your own statue. But shited.

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The power to instantly become pregnant

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the power to sit down in mid air

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the ability to think you can fly

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to make PC's turn into dried crap the moment the person with this ability touches them.

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the power to shit cellulose

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to transform into a dog but only in Korea.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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the ability to not hear or feel yourself pass gas that is abnormally loud.

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The Power to shrink but never grow back.

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The ability to be a jew during the holocaust

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to speak in text globes.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!