The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to cum everytime you see a women

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power rangers

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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the power to be able to find you pointless super power post after its been posted to check on popularity

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The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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The power to enlarge your penis, along with severe cardiovascular disease.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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A cat with human-like reflexes.

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the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!