the power to

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The power to speak in morse code

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The power to see through horses

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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ability to fly in a plane

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!