the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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Imortality.

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The power to understand irony.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!