the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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the power to die at will

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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spontaneous ejaculation

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!