The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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The power to talk in sign language.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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A power level of under 9000.

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Batman

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to fuck everyone.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!