The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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The Power to be aqua man

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The ability to blow strawberries

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!