The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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The power to switch gender identity

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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The power to change to justin biber

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!