the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to think of a funny power

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The power to make pointless super powers

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to form a Belgian government

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!