The power to rot food at will.

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The power to make deaf people see again.

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The Power to be aqua man

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The ability to be in Rosy O'Donalds underwear drawer

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The power to withstand anything that would kill a normal man, but die afterwards.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to turn wine into water

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A solar-powered flashlight.

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!