The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The power to see through glass

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!