The power to automatically teleport into the middle of the nearest terrorist attack within 100 000 miles.

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The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

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the ability to bend your leg.

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The ability to laugh from this joke: "The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it".

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The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

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The power to eat your left index finger, and have it regrow out of your belly button.

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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the ability to clean cuz women are supposed to do it for us

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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Power to falsely sense danger whenever you want to sleep.

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The power to give birth to giraffes

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!