The power to make thing look blurry for your self

The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

The power to see concrete yellow

The power to change your mind

the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

The power to peak braille

the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

The power to phase through toilet paper.

The power to breath while under a container of water

Imortality.

You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

the power to speak in sign language.

The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

The power to understand irony.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!