The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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Power to falsely sense danger whenever you want to sleep.

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To be immune to every 37th bullet that hits you.

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The ability to laugh from this joke: "The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it".

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to give birth to giraffes

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the power to burp a fart

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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the power to lag up any xbox360 or ps3 game. and its not a lag switch

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The power to sit anywhere

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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Airbending, but only in vacuum.

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The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The ability to be a rock

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to peel stickers

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The power to speak braille

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The power to become helpless at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!