The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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the ability to be Bill Gates in bankruptcy

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The ability to shoot blueberry muffins from my fingertips.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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the ability to swim in a toilet bowl

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to grab a cats face

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the ability to read the future, but hate to read

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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the abilty to be lynched at will

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!