The power to have any pointless power you want

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The power to forget how to swim.

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the power to nit propely

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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the power to have no powers.

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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the power to

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!