The power to think about useless power

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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the power to nit propely

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The power to fuck everyone.

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!