The power to never end your .

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The ability to make your bones paper-thin.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to rot food at will.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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the power to create an army of imaginary friends out of real friends.

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the power to stop your addiction to placebos

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The power to transform into yourself.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The ability to vote

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The power to withstand anything that would kill a normal man, but die afterwards.

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The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!