The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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Ability to Fly!...a plane

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power to piss rainbows only in torrential downpours.

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The power to live with only one kidney

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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the ability to be Bill Gates in bankruptcy

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The power to stick peanut butter to the roof of your mouth while wearing dentures

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The power to laugh with you shitty powers...

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to divide by 0

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the power to create an army of imaginary friends out of real friends.

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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power to pass kidney stones at will

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the power to lag up any xbox360 or ps3 game. and its not a lag switch

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power to turn wine into water.

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the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!