The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

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the power to be able to find you pointless super power post after its been posted to check on popularity

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the power to drive a car with no engine

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to be invisable in high school.

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power to see through anything except air.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to cum everytime you see a women

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the power to speak morse code .

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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the ability to sing like t-pain without the autotune

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the power of being republican

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!