The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to form a Belgian government

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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A power level of under 9000.

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!