The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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Poop

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!