the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power to see through glass

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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Poop

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the power to

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to see through horses

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The power to forget how to swim.

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to be your self

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!