the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The Power to be aqua man

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to see through horses

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!