the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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the power to shit cellulose

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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The ability to blow strawberries

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!