The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to sneeze backwards

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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The power to potato.

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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The power to eat anything you like and still be fat.

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!