The ability to see through glass.

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

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The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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The Power to beat a Mairo game

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The power to annoy people

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!