The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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The ability to kill Abraham Lincoln with the power of your thoughts. Hey, wait a minute...

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

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the power to suck your elbow

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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The power to grammar.

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The power to know which came first - The chicken or the egg.

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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NMR Vision

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The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!