The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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the power to speak in Braille.

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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the power to make to much coffee

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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the power to get nits -jesse

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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the power to be powerless.

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The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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The power to deliver gifts around the world in one night but be fatter than hell, live in a frozen wasteland, and only little kids think you exist

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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The power to look into the past

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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the power to animate condiments

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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The ability to make your fingernails grow an inch whenever you like, but only on a Tuesday

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!