The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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the power to shit shards of glass

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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The power to switch gender identity

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!