the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The ability to vote

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Airbending, but only in vacuum.

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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to turn on the lights using a light switch.

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the ability to read the future, but hate to read

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The ability to sense cheese.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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To be immune to every 37th bullet that hits you.

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The power to automatically teleport into the middle of the nearest terrorist attack within 100 000 miles.

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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the power to charge car batteries.

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the power to lag up any xbox360 or ps3 game. and its not a lag switch

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to spontaneously grow a beard, except you lose hair from your head..... it also takes about a month.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!