being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The power to think of a funny power

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to form a Belgian government

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!