the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The power to talk in sign language.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!