The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The power to form a Belgian government

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The power to wake up on time but still feel super-tired.

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The power to pass incredibly powerful gas at the most inconvenient of times

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The power to see through walls but only if they're clear glass walls.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!