The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The Power to be aqua man

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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The power to peak braille

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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the power to speak in sign language.

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!