The power to change to justin biber

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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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power to see through glass doors

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The power to shit on command.

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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The Power to count backwards extra swiftly.

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!