The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power to piss rainbows only in torrential downpours.

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The power to live with only one kidney

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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the ability to be Bill Gates in bankruptcy

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The power to stick peanut butter to the roof of your mouth while wearing dentures

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power to divide by 0

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the power to create an army of imaginary friends out of real friends.

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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The power to laugh with you shitty powers...

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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power to pass kidney stones at will

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to turn wine into water.

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the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

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the power to stop your addiction to placebos

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!