the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The ability to blow strawberries

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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the power to shit shards of glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!