The power to have no powers.

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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the ability to lick your own crotch

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the power to travel to the center of the earth

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The power to switch your eyeballs with your testicles but you still see out your eyes and your testicles are leaking.

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The ability to turn incredibly ugly in a beauty padgent

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The power to make a few turtles fly

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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to transform into a dog but only in Korea.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to call police only when already killed.

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The power to get older 10 times faster then normal

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the power to let it not be rape if you yell "surprise!"

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the ability to think you can fly

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The power to make PC's turn into dried crap the moment the person with this ability touches them.

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The ability to be the best hacker in the world but if ill use my abilities ill die.

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The power to find out what a baby spider is thinking at any given moment.

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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the power to sit down in mid air

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power to be an alcohoic

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the ability to control ants actions but you can't control more than 1 ant in the same time.

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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the ability to be a cartoon but get canceled

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!