The power to turn into a plant cell

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to switch gender identity

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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The power to talk in sign language.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!