The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!