The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to eat 3 times the amount of jello that a normal person can

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the ability to swim in a toilet bowl

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The ability to make your bones paper-thin.

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to multitask using your ball hairs

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The ability to vote

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The power to not know your super power

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The power to turn on the lights using a light switch.

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The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time

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the ability to read the future, but hate to read

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!