The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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the ability to think you can fly

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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the power to turn into nothing.

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power to be an alcohoic

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to call police only when already killed.

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The power to cum every time you show your private parts.

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Turning wine into water.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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the abillity to fart at will

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The ability to read my dogs' mind, while it humps my leg...

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the ability to lick your own crotch

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the power to travel to the center of the earth

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the ability to burn in hell

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to transform into a dog but only in Korea.

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to read the entire Twilight series withou suffering brain damage, only once you have to read all four books in the same sitting.

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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The ability to grow grass at the rate that grass usually grows in an average situation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!