the power to sit down in mid air

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to make snow yellow

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The power to walk through the opened doors

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The power to get older 10 times faster then normal

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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to be under 9000

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The Power to shrink but never grow back.

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The power to instantly become pregnant

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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the power to shit brixs!

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The ability to be the best hacker in the world but if ill use my abilities ill die.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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penis

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The power to find out what a baby spider is thinking at any given moment.

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Mutant Paper-skeleton.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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the ability to sell Al Gore

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The ability to have an acid flashback everytime your at a redlight.

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the ability to talk like Bill Cosby

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!