the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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the ability to know what the fox say

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super strength for picking up a gallon water

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The ability to make your fingernails grow an inch whenever you like, but only on a Tuesday

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The ability to fly, but only as high as you are tall.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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power to have no power at all

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the ability of sitting on newly painted benches without getting paint on u, only works if you are naked

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The power to instantly ginger-fy random strangers on the other side of the world.

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The power to get the ketchup bottle open.

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The ability to hold your breath forever, but only in an oxygen-rich environment.

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the power to make a pussy taste like a pizza pussy flavored

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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the ability to smoke crack but only infront of a cop

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The power to enjoy a raw oyster and not gag.

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The ability to travel through time at a rate of one second per second.

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The ability to goatse instantly

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The ability to fall asleep before the end of the movie

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The power to read dead people's minds

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to run in lightspeed when you sit on a wheelchair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!