The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The ability to think about saying something,but then forget and spend an eternity trying to remember what it was.

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the power to transform into a young Ethiopian school girl with one leg who can control platypuses.

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the power to be random edhvaidfhviqeadhvkfdghiABJDISLJABDIFSJNAKNGREAAN EFBADVBNSJVNCJBV XJDBV`DNCI`DNVINBAID

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to always be wearing clean underwear except in the event you're in a car accident...

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the ability to only fall asleep in showers

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to FLY when you're blind

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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the ability to drink a 40 oz. while playing madden

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The ability to walk on the white tiles at the supermarket.

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The ability to read one's own mind.

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The power to see through windows when people sleep.

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to fart at will.

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to talk to anyone in any language, but only to deaf people.

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Ladder hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!