The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to remember your name without a name tag

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the power to come down off a high but only if you have cancer

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The power to shag your best mates sister, and get away with it.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The ability to be a janitor at Disney World

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the power to let it not be rape if you yell "surprise!"

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to see 3 seconds into the future.

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The ability to grow trees out of money.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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Backwards speak to power the.

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The power to switch your eyeballs with your testicles but you still see out your eyes and your testicles are leaking.

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The ability to turn incredibly ugly in a beauty padgent

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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the power to shit cellulose

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Diamond hard left nipple!

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the power to shit cellulose

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!