The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to sneeze backwards

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The power to eat anything you like and still be fat.

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!