the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The ability to goatse instantly

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your balls glow in the dark 6am every day

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Ability to Fly!...a plane

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The power to stick peanut butter to the roof of your mouth while wearing dentures

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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the power to eat 3 times the amount of jello that a normal person can

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to piss rainbows only in torrential downpours.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to live with only one kidney

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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the power to create a meme

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The power that everytime someone sneezes, a living porpoise erupts from your anus.

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The ability to turn incredibly ugly in a beauty padgent

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!