- Pointless Super Powers

To change your eye colour when ever you want

The power to guess a multiple choice answer correctly some of the time.

The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

The ability to turn anything into cheese, but be lactose intolerant.

The ability to defecate red clay bricks when startled or scared

The power to cure a ham

THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

the power to command the sperm you ejaculate

The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

To survive listening to James Blunt

The ability to be Rihanna only if in a car with Chris Brown

The power to have a stroke at will.

The power to eat just one Lays potato chip

the power to dance in the dark

power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

The ability to piss flames.

The power to cry lava.

The ability to goatse instantly

The power to blink slightly less often.

the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

The ability to fly, but only as high as you are tall.

the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!