the power to come down off a high but only if you have cancer

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the ability to turn off any fans on a hot day

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to shag your best mates sister, and get away with it.

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The power to see 3 seconds into the future.

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The power to see five seconds into the future.

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The ability to grow trees out of money.

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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the power to talk to fish but only if their belly up

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The power to write comments about orgasms in this site.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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Backwards speak to power the.

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The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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The kind of power Mel GIbson had in "What Women Want"

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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the abillity to fart at will

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The ability to pee while sleeping.

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the ability to be a vampire on a stick

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The ability to be a janitor at Disney World

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the power to predict the past

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to switch your eyeballs with your testicles but you still see out your eyes and your testicles are leaking.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!