The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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the abillity to fart at will

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The power to have no powers.

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The ability to pee while sleeping.

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The ability to turn incredibly ugly in a beauty padgent

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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the power to let it not be rape if you yell "surprise!"

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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the ability to burn in hell

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power to be an alcohoic

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the power to travel to the center of the earth

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for christmas ? He is dead.

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to make your dick a poontang seeker.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to put both socks on at the same time.

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to wash cloths when they are washing

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The power to make a few turtles fly

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the ability to lick your own crotch

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The power to call police only when already killed.

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the power to shit cellulose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!